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You Know When You’re a Metrosexual…

October 20, 2009 Dressing

…When you’re so self-absorbed you’ll take a phone call (or even have your ringer on) when you’ve got a woman mostly undressed in your bedroom… …so she just goes ahead and takes care of business on her own while rubbing your clothes all over herself… …and then, after she rolls over and goes to sleep, […]

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Hump-day Links XVIII

October 14, 2009 Dressing

Today I dedicate the Hump-day Links to Charlie Davies, who was involved in a horrific car accident the day before the US Men’s Soccer Team played their final World Cup qualifier. In the ninth minute of tonight’s game, the fans paid tribute by standing and cheering while waving cards with a white number 9 (Davies […]

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Tighty Whities: A Cautionary Tale

October 13, 2009 Dressing

Do you know who wears white Jockey shorts? This guy! When you next get caught on YouTube horsewhipping a bench while shouting barely intelligible names of the players who screwed your team’s season, don’t you want to look your best? Well, this is what you look like (minus the bench-whipping and shouting) in tighty-whities. Come […]

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Hump-day Links XVII

October 7, 2009 Dressing

I know, I know — the lack of 24-hour Brett Favre hype on ESPN is getting you down. Don’t worry, they can only program the World Series of Poker so many hours a week. They’re just taking a break so everyone can stop hyperventilating. In the meantime, might I suggest you occupy your mind with […]

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Hump-day Links XVI

September 30, 2009 Dressing

The days are getting brisker, the leaves are turning, and overweight guys with helmets are bashing into each other. Of course, that means two things: 1) Fall is here, and 2) Australians are laughing at us. This week’s assortment of links follows: Why Not Just Wear Underpants and Leggings?: Complaint Box | I See London […]

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Hump-day Links XIII

September 9, 2009 Dressing

An extraordinary day (9/9/09) in an extraordinary week (apologies for the light posting): New Beatles stuff (if you like The Beatles), the USA plays Trinidad & Tobago in an important World Cup qualifier (if you like soccer), Apple announced a video-enabled iPod Nano (if you like iPods) and the President speaks to Congress on health […]

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Hump-day Links XI: The All-Advice Edition

August 26, 2009 Dressing

I’m shaking up the Hump this week, starting off with a phalanx of online helpers who want to improve your life. In the interest of guidance, I’ve ranked the tips from “solid” to “say wha’?” Take the Red Pill: There Are No Short Sleeved Dress Shirts takes one of the worst fashion faux-pas and tells […]

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Hump-day Links

August 12, 2009 Dressing

I’m not especially proud of the turnout in Linksville this week. It’s just been a lean period for good men’s stories, unless you’re into dressing like it’s the ’50s, in which case I bet you know that Mad Men is starting a new season, because I don’t think I’ve seen a PR blitz like it […]

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